More Fun @ Beast Barracks

• Don't sign up for the Army, no matter how much they smile.
• Scaling a 75-foot cliff is not easy in boots.
• M knows how to make a one-rope bridge. In case anyone at home needs one.
• Rappelling down a 75-foot wall is too short. They will not let you go again.
• Rappelling in the rain = GREAT!
• The girl from E totally flat-turtled on the cliffs. Like twice.
• Prickly heat on the back is NOT fun.
• Omnipresent and omniworsening shinsplints lead to ibuprofen.
• A hole in your protective gear can sear your neck.
• Tear gas smells like being really close to a huge bottle of clorox. x10 or so.
• We thought a pear was a big deal? M ate a BANANA. TWICE!
• Piano playing is a rare treat.
  
• Nc's take their new M-16's everywhere.
  
• M was accepted in the Cadet Chapel Choir.
• There are no picky eaters at Beast.
  
• M was *referred* to the Glee Club. Wow...referred...Sounds official, doesn't it?
• Near the stairs is not a good place to faint/pass out.