Signs of Jamaica

Traffic signs:

• ARRIVE ALIVE, DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE.
• PROTECT YOUR HEAD, DON'T END UP DEAD, illustrated by a picture of a motorcycle going off in one direction while its rider takes a conk on his helmeted head.
• SPEED KILLS. DON'T BE IN A HURRY TO ENTER ETERNITY.
• KEEP FATALITIES DOWN. DRIVE, RIDE, AND WALK GOOD.
• GIVE WAY = Yield.

Other road signs:

• Only fools break safety rules.
• Children our future - Watch out for them on the road.
• NO SMOKIN ~ We thought at first that the "G" had fallen off, but on second thought...Maybe not?
  
• Have a COOL day.
• PROUD TO BE JAMAICAN ~ A caricature of a horse head saying "Yeh, Mon."
  

Billboards:

• Spruce up Jamaica. Nice up Yourself ~ Some sort of tourist promotion?
• My Life Soon Set with Lotto.
  

Business names:

• Stronger for Longer ~ Name of a battery store.
• Choice Cut for Choosy People ~ Deli, grocery, meat store.
• Haberdashery ~ I'm not sure I've ever even seen a haberdashery store, but in Jamaica they abound, a holdover, I suppose, from their recent British past.
• Liquor and Ice Cream ~ The store with something for everybody.
• Long and Strong ~ A party store.
• FDR ~ Franklyn D Resort.
  
• Art's Car Park ~ I saw several of these, kinda like a chain business. I never could figure out if it was a parking lot or a car dealer, but at least it rhymes.
• Devon House I Scream, Devon House I Cream ~ The Baskin-Robbins of Jamaica, I'm guessing.

And, the WINNER! Seen at a gas station:

• NO NAKED LIGHTS = "No Smoking."